Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, September 12, 2011

In the Event of a Lack of Posts

That will be due to an unfortunate set of circumstances involving my computer and repeated applications of a claw hammer.

3 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. Hammers = fine adjustment tools for electronics. Works on cell phones too.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Remember: if it's an Apple, use an iHammer.

    (as if you'd be having this trouble with an Apple)

    sorry... had to...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Yeah, and then I'd have to buy a copy of VMware so that I could then buy a copy Windows so that I could run the programs that I have been using for years and years and which won't run on a motherfuckering Mac. And that's after paying fifty percent more for the computer just because it has an image of a partially-eaten fruit embossed on the outside.

    Nope.

    ReplyDelete

House Rules #1 and #2 apply to all comments.
Spammers will be staked out for the turkey vultures' dinner.

中國詞不評論,冒抹除的風險。僅英語。