Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 12, 2011

In the Event of a Lack of Posts

That will be due to an unfortunate set of circumstances involving my computer and repeated applications of a claw hammer.
Posted by on or about 18:01
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3 comments:

Mule Breath said...

Hammers = fine adjustment tools for electronics. Works on cell phones too.

9/12/2011 8:32 PM
Vannevar said...

Remember: if it's an Apple, use an iHammer.

(as if you'd be having this trouble with an Apple)

sorry... had to...

9/12/2011 10:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, and then I'd have to buy a copy of VMware so that I could then buy a copy Windows so that I could run the programs that I have been using for years and years and which won't run on a motherfuckering Mac. And that's after paying fifty percent more for the computer just because it has an image of a partially-eaten fruit embossed on the outside.

Nope.

9/13/2011 7:00 AM

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