Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Caturday

George has a thing about sleeping on sheets. They are his favorite place to catch a nap. When I was away recently, the guest room that I used had a single bed. George would burrow in right next to the pillow. Some nights, I'd wake up and there he was.


At home, I just flip the comforter/blanket/cat shield from the foot of the bed at the opposite side from where I sleep. He's happy with that and so am I.


Gracie tries to blend in on a couch.


Jake is trying to summon the doorman to open that door. Lots of places for him to go and sleep but a room is closed off and We Simply Cannot Have That, Now Can We?

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Nice to see the cats. I've got three at various stages, and, 2 Saint Bernard/Lab crosses, as well as a cattle dog mix.
One Bernard loves the new kitty so much he charged the other Bernard for growling at it when it got too close. She is his pet now and he takes good care of her.
She thinks she is a smaller dog and now goes on our morning walk around the property with us all.
So funny to see the kitty running to catch up with the "pack" after stopping for a sniff of something.
Critters are so sweet and give so much in return.
Luv Em All
w3ski

lisahgolden said...

They're all looking fit and fine. Grace is particularly stunning in that pose.