Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 4, 2010

WikiLeaks and Espionage

In the fallout of the WikiLeaks story, I've read crap that suggested that over 800,000 Americans have Top Secret clearances and that if you add in those with a Secret clearance, the number is north of a couple of million.

I don't know how many of them had access to Siprnet, but the number is probably in the hundreds of thousands.

I imagine that believing that not a single one of those people hasn't been turned by the Russians, the Israelis or the Chinese would be kind of like believing in unicorns (or the inherent humanity of Dick Cheney).

But nobody seems to be talking about that.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

I've read a few of these cables. They've told me a few interesting things that I already knew, such as: the Russian Army is so hollowed out by corruption that it couldn't fight its way out of a limp noodle if confronting a real enemy, that Pakistan and North Korea are willing to sell nukes to pretty much anybody with money, that the Arab leaders are a buncha wimps, etc. In other words, they were classified, but more out of a fear of embarrassment, not because they had anything in them that everybody didn't already know (but which polite diplomacy refrains from saying).

What's more interesting is the reaction to WikiLeaks, not the cables themselves. For example, if Amazon.com does not want to uphold the 1st Amendment, they might as well quit selling books....

- Badtux the Free Speech Penguin