Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 12, 2010

Firefly, `80s Version

If it had aired back then, these might have been the opening credits:



(H/T)

5 comments:

Allan S said...

Firefly was a grossly under rated sci-fi show.

Comrade Misfit said...

It won't surprise you to know that I have DVDs of both the series and the movie.

BadTux said...

You too, hmm?

The movie was disappointing to me though, it showed the advantage of a television series vs. movies -- *time*. A series has time to get to know the characters and move them where they need to be without it seeming robotic. The movie just had to cram too much into too little time, and felt really, really rushed as a result.

And yeah, this is another thing that Fox f*cked up. I don't know why anybody would want to run a series on Fox, they f*ck with you big-time. I bet Joss won't make *that* mistake again!

- Badtux the Scifi Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I bet Joss won't make *that* mistake again!

One word response: Dollhouse.

Anonymous said...

Oh nooooo, you has pushed the "Must Watch Firefly" button! I also own the DVDs and movie....oh, if only to "misbehave" so effectively!