Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 18, 2010

It Is High Time That We Take These Profiteering Goons...

...and start lopping off some heads.

In this case, one evil fuck, John S. Carter, looted the USS Olympia museum of nearly a million dollars. But that was just the cash he stole, he diverted far more, including something like two million to buy a residence and furnish it for the president of the museum (himself).

Money that was largely diverted from the maintenance of the ship. And, as a result of this man's thievery, the USS Olympia, Armored Cruiser No. 6, Commodore Dewey's flagship at the Battle of Manila Bay, may have to be scrapped or sunk. Unless, that is, nearly 20 million dollars can be raised, in these tough economic times, to save her.

Carter is doing fifteen years in a minimum-security Federal prison, he is due for release in 2021. Fucker should have been given a sit-down in Old Sparky.

1 comment:

Fixer said...

Blindfold and cigarette.