Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 5, 2010

"A Massive Oil Spill Ain't Gonna Be No Big Deal"

So opined the Fish & Wildlife Service during the Bush Administration.

This shit is just way too depressing.

Oh, and if you are curious about what the State of Louisiana has done to combat the effects of British petroleum's catastrophic deep-sea gusher, then you might want to know that Governor Bobby "Drilling is Cool" Jindal has ordered the state records to be sealed.

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