Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

zOMG!!! A Cop Was Touched By a Bubble!!!

And so, the cop arrested the woman who was blowing bubbles for assaulting his august person.

Police fuckery has crossed the border into Soviet Kanada.

Update: If you read through the comments on Turley's post, you'll find out the identity of the cop who was so violated by being touched by a soap bubble.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

In court, I'd demand the prosecution produces the weapon in question.

BadTux said...

But don't you see? These weren't just ordinary SOAP bubbles. No, no, these were TERRORIST BUBBLES OF MASS DESTRUCTION! The horrror, oh the horror!

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin

Nangleator said...

How does this buffoon of a little tin dictator not suffer a lifetime of locker room teasing and general derision for this?

Or are the other cops on his side when he whines, "I pointed my tiny fury at that woman and she COMPLETELY failed to shrivel into a pants-wetting mess at my feet! My outrage was ignored! My tiny ego dented! How did I ever keep from shooting her face off or setting her on fire with my taser? God, I need to toughen up, right guys? It's our REPUTATION on the line!"

Allan S said...

Here in Canada we have always had less rights than south of the border but for the most part it was tempered by common sense. Buuuut, after 9/11 more and more jack-booted police antics are being reported.....and tolerated.

I also doubt this day that there would be any locker room teasing, but more 'Us Against Them' talk.

On a side note, I was in a bar a few years back listening to some off duty Niagara Regional Police officers discuss how to beat up prisoners in unconventional and deniable ways.....and on my way out there was an occupied cruiser obviously riding herd on these ass-clowns, totally squashed any notions of reporting them officially.