Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Caturday; Guest Edition

This is Ozzarella, also known as Ozzie. She is very friendly.



Max is a polydactyl kitten. She was abandoned last year by some asswipe. She is also friendly, but not as much as Ozzie.



Two other cats in that house were nowhere to be seen.
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2 comments:

lisahgolden said...

Your guests are lovely. Your owners are doing what they do, I see.

7/24/2010 8:20 AM
BadTux said...

It's amazing how some cats seem to develop an invisibility field whenever guests visit. It's like when TMF was mad at me for moving him into a new house, and disappeared when the house was still empty -- I hadn't unpacked anything, there was no furniture to hide behind, the boxes were all still sealed shut and most of them were still in the garage anyhow, and so forth, but POOOF! So about the time I was going to call the animal shelter and see if he'd been found, he walks into the room where I'm looking up the phone number and... YAWNS.

Invisibility fields, yo.

- Badtux the Invisible-cat-owned Penguin

7/24/2010 8:38 PM

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