Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 2, 2010

Being a Woman-Abusing Creep is Bipartisan in New York State

There was the press aide to the governor who tried to choke the shit out of his ex-girlfriend. Then there was the now-expelled state senator who beat up his girlfriend.

Now there is another creep in the state Assembly who groped the waitress in a bar. This creep of an assemblyman is, by sheer coincidence, has the same attorney defending his scumbaggery ass who defended the former senator. Not that this is the first time around the block for this clown; he stalked a former girlfriend all the way to Israel.

Being a woman-hating creep is truly a bipartisan effort among politicians in New York State. One can only hope that they run afoul of Lisbeth Salander.

1 comment:

Greendayman said...

Can you still get a milk carton in NYC? Good stuff EBM.