Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Working on the Chain Gang; BP Edition

British Petroleum is using prison labor in Louisiana to clean up from its massive oil spill. Something like 20,000 convicts are being forced to work for BP, 12 hours a day, six days a week.

BP is engaging in this level of fuckery because inmates can't complain very much, inmate labor is cheap, and BP gets some big-ass tax credit or writeoff for using modern-day slave labor for the cleanup. Meanwhile, BP is running commercial after commercial in which some rat-faced good ole boy is promising that "we'll make this right (with slave labor"."

Just when you'd think that BP has plumbed the depths of corporate evil, they surprise everyone by drilling even lower into the depths of iniquity.

(H/T)

3 comments:

lisahgolden said...

I guess we should file this under "of fucking course."

Tim said...

Whew!!! I thought for a moment it was going to be Walmart workers.

Nangleator said...

I suspect this may have caused the tiniest of twinges of regret in BP execs. Let me explain:

Sure, they're abusing and poisoning 20,000... but in the eyes of conservatives, those people DESERVE it! This puts BP in the accidental position of allowing some people to think BP is doing a tiny bit of good in the world. Shit!