Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Please remind me why we're the fuck there. Our troops are dieing for what reason? Oh yeah,fight them there so we don't have to fight them here.
That will be the slogan on the tombstone of the U.S.A. may it rest in peace.
Tim,
Corporate Greed. War always has a rich man's needs in mind.
I was wondering when the Taliban would get ahold of some of the vast stores of contraband ex-Soviet MANPADS that are all over the place on the world market. The Soviet stuff is crap that can't lock on to our choppers unless aimed directly at the engine exhaust from immediately behind the chopper but even crap can give you a bad day if you're not expecting it.
- Badtux the War Penguin
I thought maybe the war would end when the Democrats took over, but it sounds like they aren't any better. Too bad we don't have anyone who actually gives a shit about the country in either party.
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