Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dave Barry's Miami Tourism Slogan

"Come Back to Miami, We Weren't Shooting at You".

I've always thought that one of the more ridiculous aspects of the show Burn Notice is how they can drive through the streets of Miami and conduct a running gunfight without ever attracting the attention of one of the uniformed doughnut-scarfers.

But maybe that's not so crazy.
Posted by on or about 12:10

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And "Burn Notice" is back, starting this Thurs, which I much enjoyed since "Chuck" and "Fringe" are now done with their season. Juicy spy stuff, Bruce Campbell jokes, Miami bikinis... mmmmmm.

6/04/2010 3:30 PM

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