BP Turns to the Dark Side of the Force

In case there was any doubt that British Petroleum wasn't already there:

BP has also hired a new head of media relations in the United States, Anne Womack Kolton, who worked at Brunswick and is a former aide to Vice President Dick Cheney and Energy Department spokeswoman.

Cheney's probably already sent BP Chairman Hayward a case of bottled blood from nine-year-old virgins to thank him for hiring one of his people.