Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 14, 2010

The Real-Life Oil Slut

Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-BP), who is doing everything she possibly can to protect the interests of BP and any other oil company who happens to spill tens of millions of gallons of oil into the oceans. You can always find someone from the party of Hoover to stand up for the interests of large corporations.

Meanwhile, the chairman of BP is trotting out the rationale that their is leaking not a lot of oil into a very large body of water, so what's the big deal, mate? I would like to put a glass of water in front of him, drip motor oil into the glass and ask him to take a swig.

1 comment:

Lockwood said...

Yeah, I was thinking ricin or cyanide... "Don't worry. In comparison to your body mass, the amount is really tiny."