A Modest Proposal

Let's take away American citizenship from anyone who matches all of the following:

1. Their first name begins with the letter "J" and it has six letters.
2. Their last name begins with the letter "L" and it has nine letters.
3. They lost an incumbent primary for the United States Senate.
4. From Connecticut.
5. And they ran anyway under a bullshit one-man party designation.

If we do that, then maybe I can see my way clear to agreeing with Joe Liberman's idea that people charged with crimes that make him piss his pants should be stripped of their citizenship.