Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A Modest Proposal

Let's take away American citizenship from anyone who matches all of the following:
  1. Their first name begins with the letter "J" and it has six letters.
  2. Their last name begins with the letter "L" and it has nine letters.
  3. They lost an incumbent primary for the United States Senate.
  4. From Connecticut.
  5. And they ran anyway under a bullshit one-man party designation.
If we do that, then maybe I can see my way clear to agreeing with Joe Liberman's idea that people charged with crimes that make him piss his pants should be stripped of their citizenship.

1 comment:

merlallen said...

let's strip the citizenship from any senator who puts another country's interests above our own