Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
Does Joe really want a law giving power like that to the Sec State while Hillary has the office? She doesn't forget much. If I was in her shoes I would have Joe in a jump suit in the back of a C-130 to Cuba 5 minutes after Obama signed it into law.
Uhm, folks, everybody knows that the Constitution only applies to, like, white native-born Americans. Duh. I know that's true because it's right there in Joe-mentum's copy of the Constitution.
What's that you say? The REAL Constitution, as vs. Joe's copy, doesn't say that? HERESY! We want our country back!
- Badtux the White Straight Anglo-Saxon Teabagger Penguin
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