Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Caturday- Ride, George, Ride

When I do the laundry and empty out the dirty clothes basket, George likes to jump in and lie there.



He also likes to get his ride. I pick up the basket, with him in it, and carry it around my apartment at about head-height. He really seems to like getting to see things from a much more elevated perspective.



Those photos were taken last weekend, before George's shaving. This photo was taken yesterday:



Note that there is a white patch on George's hip. He does not grow any hair there.

George was abandoned by his mother and rescued by a friend when he was very young. He weighed four ounces (113gm). He had an open wound in his hip that was infested by maggots. He spent a lot of time in a bathroom sink, having his wound washed out with warm water and rinsed out with hydrogen peroxide until it healed. To this day, a bathroom sink is a comfort zone for George.

1 comment:

smellsofbikes said...

I had to do the same thing for my pet rabbit Pirate. Since he's mostly white it's hard to see the scar, but man that was a rough month. I'm glad George made it through okay.