Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 10, 2009

Typewriters.

I wrote here about the manual typewriters I have. Comrade PhysioProf requested that I post an image of the typefaces of the three typewriters.

Here they are:


As you can see, some of the numbers on the Royal go below the line of the type. Both the Remington and the Royal use horizontal lines for fractions, the Olympia does not. The Remington has a 3/4ths key, the others do not. The Remington and the Royal use two vertical strokes in the dollar sign, the Olympia does not. The Remington uses a smaller typeface. The Olympia has a numeral 1, the other two use the lower case l. Because the Olympia has a key for the number 1, its upper-case character is an exclamation point. For the other two, you have to combine an apostrophe and a period to make an exclamation point.

And, of course, the Remington is double-spacing some of the time after letters.

4 comments:

PhysioProf said...

Thanks! I love the Royal type the best! What you are talking about with those numbers is that they are "Old Style Numerals", which means they have descenders--which you noticed--but also ascenders, on the 4, 5, 6, and 8.

Comrade Misfit said...

I need to spend some time doing some research into troubleshooting typewriters. I need to find out how to fix the Remington.

PhysioProf said...

There's probably some cog with some worn teeth, so every time the pawl tries to engage a worn tooth and skips, the carriage moves two spaces instead of one.

Comrade Misfit said...

Could be. I'm afraid to start messing with it.