Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Ted Kennedy

Has died at age 77.

I am certain that there will be no shortage of conservative bloggers who are chortling today as they type their nasty-ass entries.[1] On one level, I understand that, for I would probably feel much the same way if the news were about the passing of Jeff Sessions.[2]

On the other hand, they can go fuck themselves. Ted Kennedy, unlike the members of a prominent Republican family I can name, did not spend his days working to ensure that his wealthy buddies got even richer. Ted Kennedy did not spend his political life destroying the programs that help the poor while providing larger and larger tax breaks for the wealthy. Ted Kennedy worked for the people of his state and, yes, for the rest of the nation, not just those who made over $300,000 a year and who could afford to give large campaign contributions.

To the Democrats in the Senate who have gleefully shat all over Ted Kennedy's dream of making routine health care available to all Americans: Go fuck yourselves. No doubt you are now mouthing platitudes to the stenographers reporters about "how great a senator he was." Save it. You guys are pre-paid whores to the health insurance companies and you know it. You're nothing more than backstabbers and weasels in expensive suits.

To the Republicans who are now offering condolences and tributes: Stuff it. You're not fooling anyone.

(Ann Laurie , Jill, `Nucks are all worth the read)

[1]This afternoon, I visited a few conservative blogs, but not the batshit wingnut ones. For the most part, I saw what I expected to see. Pretty sad, considering that Ted Kennedy cared more about the American people than any busload of folks from the last Administration and their goat-fucking colleagues in the Congress.

[2]Sessions is in the Senate, which is why I named him.

3 comments:

montag said...

You would have to add Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback and Jon Kyl and John Cornyn with Sessions to get enough slag to balance the good of Ted Kennedy.

Phil said...

Thanks for the link,love.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I've always tried to restrain myself from pissing on the graves of newly-dead Republicans, but my resolve has grown weak after I and several of my blog buddies had right-wingers making horrible comments about Teddy on our blogs today.
Remind me again why we liberals try to be more evolved than those right-wing assholes?
P.S. Robert Novak had it coming.