Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Caturday

If you have room in your home, get thee to your local animal shelter and adopt a cat.

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I presume that if you are reading this, you have room in your heart.

My mom's, er, "cat". Yeah, that's the ticket.

The current stash of canned cat food.


Can't let a Caturday go by without at least one of Gracie.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It will probably cater to her already overweening ego, but Gracie is really a beautiful cat. Is she part Maine Coon or Norwegian Forest Cat?

Comrade Misfit said...

I am not certain. Her mother was a feral. Her sole surviving littermate is still semi-feral.

BadTux said...

Both of my kittehs are pound pussies. The Mighty Fang is the sweetest kitteh you'll ever see, friendly and curious and loving. Mencken, bless his half-feral heart, spends more time under the bed than anywhere else, but when he does decide to come out when only someone he trusts is at home he is a ridiculously loving lap cat.

My apartment complex limits me to two kitties, and frankly two is enough. But to those who don't have two kitties, hie thee to your nearest shelter. If a kitty will lie on your lap and purr and let you rub his belly and go into paroxysms of joy at the prospect, like Mencken did when I picked him at the shelter, he (or she) will give you years of joy. And two only makes it better, because then you get to watch the interactions between them too. It's more fun than a barrel of Republicans, and a whole lot cheaper...

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

PhysioProf said...

Your Mom's cat sure is funny looking!

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