Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
6 comments:
IIRC the Noordam was the Fixers favorite cruise ship. I hope Holland American has a good cleanup crew.
"diesel boat and a coupla torpedoes"
Oh, mais non, Comrade! I am surprised that a round motor aficianado like yourself would not immediately think of a Fairey Swordfish with its single torpedo and hardy crew of three!
Hey, if it was good enough for Bismarck...
Besides, it's much more romantic than sneakin' up on 'em underwater. Let those Repugs all wonder what's goin' on and rush to the rail right above where the fish will hit. Heh.
BTW, the fact that Holland America is Fixer's cruise line of choice is what prompted me to post that in the first place. We love to kid each other.
Gordon, as much as a Swordfish might be nice and romantic, I think a Grumman Avenger might be more obtainable. Or maybe even a Spad.
Oh, those'd work, but they're too new. Closed cockpits and not enough wings. I'd like the pleasure of firing the Lewis Gun at the Repugs with my left hand whilst dropping the torpedo with my right and flying the plane with the other, scarf streaming in the breeze :)
Obtainable? Doesn't the Royal Navy still use them?
Not hardly. They went out of service less than a month after VE-Day.
Harrumph! Well, tish poo.
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