Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Standard Denials Are In Effect

Former Senator and ex-presidential candidate John Edwards, on being investigated for allegedly diverting campaign funds to pay off his former mistress:
"I am confident that no funds from my campaign were used improperly."
Yeah. Tell me another. His wife has cancer, she was working hard campaigning for him and he was stepping out on her. That makes Edwards a world-class sleazeball, the possibility that he was diverting campaign funds to his mistress is just icing on the cake, as far as I am concerned.

Update: If you want to see how a supporter is reacting to this, read Jill's post. She feels betrayed and she has a right to feel that way. John Edwards is a wad of pure distilled slime.

1 comment:

merlallen said...

the guy is pretty much an asshole.