Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Just Drive. Or Stay Home

Because as sure as cat shit stinks to high heaven, the lovable jackbooted fascist goons at the TSA are busily thinking of ways to make traveling by airline even more of a hassle than it already is.

I'm surprised that the TSA isn't asking for fingerprints, DNA samples and copies of all of the report cards from the grammar schools attended by all travelers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd be happy to toss them a bung print.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to decide if that writer was sarcastic, or if her biggest issue really IS that they don't clean the bins often enough. Yep, flying is off my list for likely the rest of my life. And honestly, jackboots could only improve the look of the TSA's usual pot-gutted morons.