Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
You would think that after 500 years, they would have found a solution to this problem.
No surprise here, considering that the infamous Father Oliver O'Grady - from Deliver us From Evil - is Irish and was sent back to Ireland after he decimated the lives of so many kids here.
There are real monsters out there, and they thrive on one thing: trust.
I read that story and it gave me chills. As a child of Catholic parents, nuns and priests always gave me the creeps.
I intentionally avoided being around them after my cousins who attended Catholic school told me how mean the nuns were.
And priests? Even then I knew they were weird.
I mind my own business about whatever religion people choose to follow, but I think the Catholic clergy is stuck in the dark ages, including the Barbarian shit.
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