Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Go. Vote.

Please vote for the field negro for "best individual blogger."

Vote for Suburban Guerrilla for "best mid-sized blog."

Vote for Blue Gal for "best liberal blog." (Please also vote for her as Wonkette is whomping the ever-loving shit out of everyone else in the poll. It's beyond embarrassing for the other bloggers nominated.)

Two reasons for voting for these people: First off, they are damn good bloggers. Second, and especially true for Suburban Guerrilla and the field negro, they all linked to me very early on and without my asking them to do so. A positive comment from the field negro about this post gave me the first really big spike in readership a month after I started this blog, back when my only readers were a few people and my cats.

So please, vote.

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