Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Go. Vote.

Please vote for the field negro for "best individual blogger."

Vote for Suburban Guerrilla for "best mid-sized blog."

Vote for Blue Gal for "best liberal blog." (Please also vote for her as Wonkette is whomping the ever-loving shit out of everyone else in the poll. It's beyond embarrassing for the other bloggers nominated.)

Two reasons for voting for these people: First off, they are damn good bloggers. Second, and especially true for Suburban Guerrilla and the field negro, they all linked to me very early on and without my asking them to do so. A positive comment from the field negro about this post gave me the first really big spike in readership a month after I started this blog, back when my only readers were a few people and my cats.

So please, vote.

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