Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 6, 2008

When is a Mandate Not a Mandate?

In 2004, Bush got 286 electoral votes, won by 3.6 million votes and had a 4% margin of victory in the popular vote.

The "conservatives" proclaimed that as a mandate.

In 2008, Obama got at least 349 electoral votes, won by 7.6 million votes and had a 7% margin of victory.

Bet your ass that the conservatives are now falling over themselves to proclaim that Obama does not have a mandate.

So, in a variation on the old rule: It's Only a Mandate When Republicans Win.
Posted by on or about 06:46

3 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i wish bush would go on a man date

11/06/2008 9:01 AM
Mark Rossmore said...

After repeatedly fucking us in the ass for the past 8 years, he should get to experience it for himself.

11/06/2008 2:03 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Film at 11....

11/06/2008 3:45 PM

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