Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A Toast

(Ladies and gentlemen, charge your glasses.)

Let us drink to the next President of the United States of America:

Barack Obama!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: Yes....we have no champagne.
But single malt Scotch to top off the nervously imbibed beers...very yes.

Oh, all my Gods and Goddesses....America has a chance!; 11/04/2008 11:36 PM
Anonymoustache said...: Cheers!; 11/05/2008 12:13 AM
Bridget Magnus said...: No champagne here, bourbon.

Hey, it's good enough for President Bush....

Seriously I am so glad this election is over and the best candidate won.; 11/05/2008 12:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Doing it. Now.
Congratulations, America!; 11/05/2008 12:53 AM
fjb said...: Cheers and congratulations everybody!; 11/05/2008 1:03 AM
Anonymous said...: Won't it be nice to use the word president again without having to tack on adjectives like: asshole, dimwitted, stupid, jackass, hayseed, ignoramus, crooked, shifty, embarrassing or Saudi-owned?

I can't wait to wake up and read the world's headlines--from what I've gathered, they are relieved that we've taken back our country and given it to an intelligent, diplomatic man to run.

President Obama.

I like the sound of that.; 11/05/2008 3:12 AM
Mark said...: It was sambuca here, and quite a fucking lot of it, too.

Now we've got a chance.; 11/05/2008 12:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: A chance is exactly what we have.

It would be easy to fall into the same trap that ensnared the Baboon King, of believing that an election result is a self-operative mandate.

It isn't. I hope the Democrats know that.; 11/05/2008 12:59 PM