Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I'm Cracking the Champagne

If I'm wrong, sue me. But if you add the sure states of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii to the states that the news organizations are already calling for Obama, this thing is over.

So, in the tradition of "eat shit and die, motherfucker," let's look at two quotes from the last presidential election:
"The Republican Party is a permanent majority for the future of this country."
-- Tom DeLay, 2004
And:
"Once the [Democratic] minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their
minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any
farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant. But when
they've been 'fixed,' then they are happy and sedate. They are contented
and cheerful." -- Grover Norquist, 2004
Obama is on track to win over 300 electoral votes. How do you two douchebags want your crow prepared?

3 comments:

deadstick said...

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/b/h/bhymnotr.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0

Anonymous said...

MSNBC had that bastard Tom DeLay on earlier tonight. Should be in jail.

montag said...

I would love to see their crow prepared in prison, perhaps with stripes of cream sauce across a black feather garnish.