Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 3, 2008

To Hell With the Pollsters

A friend suggested that I not sweat the polls, but look at what the bookies are setting as odds. The pollsters will merely look stupid if they are wrong, but the bookies could lose a shitload of money, so the odds of winning that the bookies have may be a better indication.

This site says that the odds of McCain winning are 13-2 and that the odds of Obama winning are 1-14.

So if you were to plunk down $2 on McCain and he won, you'd get $15 back and if you were to bet $2 on Obama and he won, you'd get $2.14 back. For comparison, the betting odds on Big Brown for the Preakness were 3-10 (a $2.60 payout).

I bought a bottle of champagne in case Obama wins and a bottle of vodka in case McCain wins. For reasons that border on superstitious, I bought cheap-ass sparkling wine ("Soviet" champagne) and good vodka. Either the champagne will be cracked before 11PM or the vodka a lot later.

1 comment:

Justin Buist said...

InTrade.com (market based) and electoral-vote.com (poll based) are both saying right about the same numbers right now. Major Obama win.

They were both pretty darned close back in 2004. Actually, I think InTrade called it right on every single state.