Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 7, 2008

From the "No Shit, Sherlock" Files; Psychology Edition

Brain scans of teens with a history of aggressive bullying behavior suggest that they may actually get pleasure out of seeing someone else in pain, U.S. researchers said on Friday.
No fucking shit, geniuses. How much grant money were you able to extract to perform that study?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit. We need to come up with some extremely interesting, extremely EXPENSIVE study we can perform, that needs bucketloads of cash, and write up a grant request.

Ariel surveys of Caribbean beaches to determine if men aged 21-25 wear enough sunscreen, or something.

Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe we can wire guys up for EEG scans and see what their brainwaves are when they see a bunch of women play topless volleyball on the beach in Cannes, France. In the interest of seeing if the results are repeatable, I estimate it will take four summers worth of data-gathering.