Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 7, 2008

From the "No Shit, Sherlock" Files; Psychology Edition

Brain scans of teens with a history of aggressive bullying behavior suggest that they may actually get pleasure out of seeing someone else in pain, U.S. researchers said on Friday.
No fucking shit, geniuses. How much grant money were you able to extract to perform that study?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit. We need to come up with some extremely interesting, extremely EXPENSIVE study we can perform, that needs bucketloads of cash, and write up a grant request.

Ariel surveys of Caribbean beaches to determine if men aged 21-25 wear enough sunscreen, or something.

Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe we can wire guys up for EEG scans and see what their brainwaves are when they see a bunch of women play topless volleyball on the beach in Cannes, France. In the interest of seeing if the results are repeatable, I estimate it will take four summers worth of data-gathering.