Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Fucking Democrats Deserve to Lose

They have no clue how to play the game. They have no concept of the idea of "political theater."

The Democrats won't schedule a vote on S-Chip (health insurance for children) because they know that Chimpy will veto it. But the Republicans are pushing for a vote on offshore drilling, because they know the Democrats oppose it. The Republicans know the value of a bit of theatrics, of some cheap headlines. The Democrats have no idea, none at all.

The Democrats, once again, are bringing a Nerf-bat to a gunfight. They are being outplayed and outmaneuvered and the worst thing is that they seem to have not a fucking clue as to what is being done to them.

The Democrats in Congress are a pack of clueless morons. They deserve to lose in November.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, but WE don't deserve to have them lose.