Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 8, 2008

Bush to City Dwellers: "So Die, Already!"

The Bush Administration is trying to roll back the tightening of the model building code. You may recall that the model building code for skyscrapers was changed after the 9/11 attacks to require things such as better fireproofing, a third stairwell and glow-in-the-dark markings in the stairwells.

The Bush Administration has had no problems with using taxpayer money to impose a new massive Federal bureaucracy whose main function (other than letting New Orleans drown) has been to make air travel into a fucking nightmare, from petty-ass humiliations of passengers at security checkpoints, thieves in the TSA stealing stuff out of people's checked luggage to a no-fly list that seems to be used more of a way of harassing political opponents.

It should be clear by now that, other than the airlines, every time a "we need to tighten up on this" regulation comes about which would make life a little more difficult or costly for the monied interests, the Bush Administration backs off. So even though a third stairwell would save a lot more lives in a fire, well, fuck you if you live or work in a skyscraper.

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