Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

"Slavery Was Good for the Slaves"

That seems to be the central thesis of Michael Medved's argument. We should be proud of slavery and of ending it?

What sort of yahoo is he? Slavery wasn't ended because good and decent people woke up one sunny Spring morning and said: "Let's free the slaves" and it was done. He seems to gloss over the fact that it took a war to end slavery, a war that devastated an entire region of this country and killed 500,000 Americans in the process. (If you want to compare that to modern population, think of having that war today and killing 4,700,000 Americans.)

Here's an inconvenient truth for Medved: Without slavery, the Civil War would not have been fought. Slavery almost tore apart the American Confederation and almost doomed the Constitutional convention. Slavery was a time bomb and the Founding Fathers knew they were just doing a "Dubya" and they kicked that can far down the road.

Here's another inconvenient truth: Smugglers were bringing slaves into the South right up to the start of the Civil War.

Here's a third one: Of the so-called "civilized nations" of the West, the US was about the last to abolish slavery and the only one that had to fight a war with the slaveowners to do so.

And here is a fourth and last one: The "noble cause" was always bullshit. Draft-dodging was rampant throughout the South, for the poor whites saw the war for what it truly was, a war to protect the privileges of the slave-owning aristocracy.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Oh geeze wiz. I haven't heard nonsense like that since I was a kid and a doyenne of the Daughters of the Confederacy (who happened to be my 4th grade teacher) started off on a rant about how the negros were happier under slavery and that mean Abraham Lincoln stole their slaves without compensation as required by the Constitution yada yada yada.

One thing I will say about the Southern cause during the American Civil War. While a huge percentage of the poor whites dodged the draft, pretty much the entire aristocracy signed up. The Confederate versions of Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush were actually out there fighting and dying. I am most familiar with the situation in Louisiana, since that's where I'm from. Pretty much every Confederate politician in Louisiana at the end of the war was missing an arm or a leg, everybody else was in the military fighting. Not like today, where the modern American aristocracy has people for that. (My own folks were dodging the draft in the swamps, BTW -- very few Cajuns actually showed up to fight).

- Badtux the Southern Penguin