Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 5, 2007

Not Even "Low-Hanging Fruit"

They had to be on LSD when they came up with this logo:The Republicans are going to make the rest of us look lazy.

Elephants apparently only get up on their hind legs to have sex. So we have a blue elephant, wearing prison stripes, in a wide stance and fucking the year 2008 in a location that is in the same city where Wide-Stance Larry did his thing.

How hard is it to make fun of these people? This is about as challenging as jack-lighting a deer over a salt lick.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

SNORT! My bet is that in a couple weeks they're gonna have a new logo... and send whoever designed that logo to Reverend Ted's Homo Cure Camp where the Rev Ted Haggard can wash the homo right out of his hide with the holy water of the Lord Jesus Christ amen! The Rev Ted, of course, having been cured of his gayness by the same treatment, yessiree...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Doesn't matter if they change the logo. I didn't hotlink to it, so they can't change it on my blog.