Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Creepy does not do that one justice - "fecking crazy" comes closer but still lacks a certain something.
If you will excuse me I feel the need to take a shower :)
Just another tighty righty closet case. Scratch a tighty righty, see a creep. Just this one managed to take his creepiness a leeetle too far...
BTW, I found a hilarious conversation between the Rev. Aldridge and a right-wing radio host on Teh Google when I went googling for him. It's back in the late 1990's and Aldridge is talking about sexual deviancy in the White House and how Bill Clinton should be impeached for it. Ever notice that the guys whining the most about sex are the ones who have the weirdest sexual kinks? Like David Vitter and his diaper fetish?
-Badtux the Kinky Sex Penguin
He was having Flipper fantasies, I guess.
Ever notice that the guys whining the most about sex are the ones who have the weirdest sexual kinks? Like David Vitter and his diaper fetish?
Indeed I have. Wide-Stance Larry is another one.
He was having Flipper fantasies, I guess.
I think he was wearing flippers; I suspect the reference in the coroner's report to "slippers" was a typo.
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