Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Discovery Launches


Discovery has a female commander and so does the International Space Station.

So, in the skies: Women rule!
Posted by on or about 12:23

2 comments:

LBJ said...

I remember once when I had an all female crew on the Shorts 360. We're not sure what we got more looks on. . the size of the plane or we being up therein the front. One male passenger looking a little nervous about the old turboprop, without really paying attention to us, said out loud "wow. . it's kinda small isan't it". And Nancy, my copilot just leaned out and grinned and said "oh we didn't really think size mattered".

He busted up laughing when he saw who made the remark, and we all had a great flight.

10/23/2007 1:24 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Well, size does matter, at least fir launching things into orbit. If they had seven women on the Shuttle, instead of mostly men, they might be able to carry another few hundred pounds of cargo to the ISS.

10/23/2007 3:14 PM

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