Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 12, 2007

Al Gore: Nobel Laureate

Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize, together with the UN International Panel on Climate Change. The Nobel Committee said that Al Gore "is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted”

Climate change may be the issue that drives the modern conservative movement into total irrelevance. As time passes and the effects of climate change become more and more serious, the conservatives are going to have a hard time running away from their loyal support of the industries that have been doing the most to denigrate efforts to do something about climate change. They are going to look as foolish as the flacks for the cigarette companies and they should, for they used the same "the science is not proven" tactics.

I'm glad he won. This is going to be so much fun to watch the Wingnuts work into a full-blown froth of impotent rage.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DE-VALUED!!!!!

Comrade Misfit said...

Yep, I see you're operating in "impotent rage" mode, there.

But that's no surprise, since anybody who thinks that Stupie McFuckwit is "America's Greatest President" has to be ODing on Kool-Aid.