Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Airline Security Stupidity; West Coast Edition

A charter flight of Marines coming home from Iraq and heading to Hawaii was barred from using the passenger terminal at the Oakland Airport "for security reasons."

So it is OK to send these guys to Iraq to fight for their country, but on the way back, we're going to keep them out of the airport terminal because they might have not been screened and are security risks? We're going to treat these Marines as potential terrorists?

I guess nobody remembers that for months after 9/11, it was common to see soldiers walking around the terminals of many airports with their weapons. Maybe TSA screened them for illegal nail clippers and bottles of water before letting them walk around with loaded M-16s and M9s.

Somebody at either KOAK or in the TSA (or both) needs to have their head(s) examined.

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