Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 7, 2007

Wanted: Grownup-in-Chief

When asked how things are going in Iraq, Disgustus Ignoramus said: "We're kicking ass."

Pretty bold statement for a marginally functional retard.

Is there any chance that our next president might possibly a functioning adult with some clue as to the gravity of sending young people off to die?

2 comments:

BadTux said...

This is the same dumbass who didn't know what country he was in, what conference he was at, and tried to go out a locked door (again!) during his most recent trip outside the country.

We are SOOOO fucked.... in every orifice fucked. More fucked than a tearoom queen Republican Congressman sharing a jail cell with a big hairy brute named "Bubba". The kind of fucked that everybody is gonna be remembering -- and paying for -- for decades. I hope America feels good about electing this dumbass to office not once, but twice (and save the the crap about Florida and Ohio, if the majority of Americans actually had given a shit who got elected no amount of tomfoolery could have elected Dear Leader, add up the stay-at-homes with those who voted against him and Dear Leader would have been retired to his pig farm in Crawford back in 2000).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I saw that he thought he was at the OPEC summit in Austria.

You just can't make this shit up.