Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 7, 2007

A Different Time

I was a kid the last time this country was mired in an unpopular war. Besides the war, there were riots and assassinations and a general feeling that things were going to hell.

But there was one shining thing that showed otherwise, and that was the space program. At least up through the flight of Apollo 11, there was a sense of grand adventure. If there was an early-morning launch, people got up early to watch. And when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the Moon, much of the world stopped to watch.

So yo can bet your ass that I'm going to see this movie.

Despite all the problems and strife of the late 1960s, when we went to the Moon, we went in peace for all mankind. Not just for the USA.

And s, you can bet your ass that would have never happened under Chimpy.

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