Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Yep, He’s Demented

Look at the full list of countries being tariffed.

Those aren't based on countries, those are based on top-level Internet domains. The British Indian Ocean Territory, for example, example, that is pretty much the naval and air base at Diego Garcia. Which exports nothing. Heard & McDonald Islands are uninhabited. Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands are Norwegian. but they are all Internet domains.

Those idiots had no knowledge of what they were doing; instead, they used AI and some LLM to generate the list and the tariffs. It is economic policy, run by clown shoe-wearing chuckleheads, who haven't even reached the peak of Mount Stupid on the Dunning-Kruger curve. It would be one thing to crash the globally economy by maliciousness. But it is something else entirely to be crashing it because of sheer and utter stupidity.

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