Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 4, 2025

Trump Take Global Prosperity

From elsewhere:

It appears this is the fourth worst back to back day for the DJIA in American history with a two day combined -8.65% loss, only trailing the 1929 crash, 1987 Black Monday, and the 2008 crisis.

Unlike 1929, 1987 or 2008, one man did this. One old, deranged, syphilitic, narcissistic sociopath did this. While the global economy began crashing because of his sabotage (and as the bodies of four dead soldiers arrived back in the U.S.), he was watching a golf tourney at his private club.

5 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I did my first pandemic and now I get to do my first depression. It's Master Week next week. The last unspoiled major, This is the warmup act

The field for the 2025 Championship will consist of the following players based on the following qualifications:

Reigning U.S. Women's Amateur Champion
Reigning Women’s Amateur Champion
Reigning Women's Amateur Asia-Pacific Champion
Reigning Girls' Amateur Champion
Reigning U.S. Girls' Junior Champion
Reigning Girls Junior PGA Champion
Reigning NCAA Division I Women’s Individual Champion
Past champions of the Augusta National Women's Amateur within the last five years
The 30 highest ranked players from the United States of America based on the prior year's (2024) final Women's World Amateur Golf Ranking, not otherwise qualified
After qualifications 1-8 above, the 30 highest ranked players not otherwise qualified, as listed on the prior year's (2024) final Women's World Amateur Ranking
Players receiving special invitations from the Augusta National Women's Amateur Committee
https://www.anwagolf.com/index.html

Comrade Misfit said...

With respect; So, what?

dan gerene said...

If this is going to be someones first Recession (R) they must be very young.
Or is it going to be a Depression (R), then it will be new to most of us except, for example, my oldest siblings who were born during the 1930's.

Eck! said...

Besides felon47 doing economic fail on world scale!

The side note is that every player in those events listed are better
and more honest at golf then felon!

They will play golf this year and then maybe not next year.

Eck!

DTWND said...

“To the many investors coming into the United States and investing massive amounts of money, my policies will never change. This is a great time to get rich, richer than ever before!!!” -Trump 2025

Yeah, right. Come play in the rich person's Casino! Buy low, sell high! WHOO-HOO!! Look at all the things I can buy that I don't need!! Yay Me.

Meanwhile, those in the lower income brackets, many who are working 2 or 3 jobs, earning $7.25 an hour, are struggling to keep their homes and feed their families. Sucks to be them.

And those close to, and in, retirement just lost a large chunk of their IRA and 401k. Sucks to be them, too.

But hey, fuck those guys. I can make wheelbarrows full of cash. And soon, I won't have to pay tax on any of it. Thanks, Donnie. MAGA!!!!!!

Yeah, thanks a lot.
Dale