Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, April 26, 2025

Caturday

Warm kitty.

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Ah....I know when my cat meows at me, it's one of two things he wants: food or a lap. Sun puddles are another feline necessity, but he gets that I'm not in charge of them. But were I to start building fires in the fireplace, I'm sure he'd be asking for that too.

w3ski said...

The cats and dog here may squabble sometimes, but when the woodstove is burning, it's all peaceful. Head to tail and in-between, it's peace on Earth when the fire is burning.
w3ski

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Looks AI generated said the cynical old bastard

Comrade Misfit said...

The cynical old bastard is wrong. I took that picture, myself, two weeks ago. The thing that Chip is lying next to is a reusable shopping bag that I use to bring in wood for the fireplace. Because I’m too fucking cheap to buy a decent leather/canvas wood tote.