Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, April 19, 2025

Asshole Pundits

Let's see if this works.

David Fucking Brooks wins!

This will be a one and done, unless I can figure out another way to do it. It was too limited.

4 comments:

JustMusing said...

Hmmmm. Always wrong? Maybe not, but always *******'s, most likely.

Ten Bears said...

All of the above?

dan gerene said...

I had to look up who David Brooks was. It seems he is wanting others to stop the face eating leopard now that they have let him in. In the quick glance it seems like his main objection El Trumpo is his tariffs. In conservative land that means, "Something I want will go up in price."

Dark Avenger said...

Commenter Dark Avenger dropped this in the comments and I simply had to front page it:

The Three Laws of David Brooks

1. Davis Brooks may not injure conservatism, or through inactions, allow conservatism to come to harm.

2. David Brooks must obey orders given by his employers, except where such orders come into conflict with the First Law.

3. David Brooks must protect his own career, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

https://driftglass.blogspot.com/2023/07/robot-wars-algorithm-that-generates.html?m=1