Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Canadian Liberal Party to Send Gift Basket to the FLOSS

Mark Carney used his victory speech to claim Donald Trump wanted to “break us” as he led Canada’s Liberal party to a fourth term in office, in a race that was upended by threats and aggression from the US president.

The Liberal triumph capped a miraculous political resurrection and marked a landmark victory for Carney, the former central banker and political novice who only recently succeeded Justin Trudeau as prime minister.
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Mirroring a theme of the campaign, Carney told election-night supporters that Trump wanted to “break us, so that America can own us”, adding: “That will never, ever happen,” to shouts from the crowd.

He also gave a stark assessment of a world order once defined by an integrated global trading system with the US at the centre, saying such a system was over, and he pledged to reshape Canada’s relationships with other nations.

“We are over the shock over American betrayal. But we will never forget the lessons,” he said.

The Liberal party in Canada was on life support, heading for an epic beat-down, but then came the FLOSS on his mission to make everyone else in the world despise the United States. It made the Conservatives so unpopular in Canada that even their party leader lost the seat he's held for two decades.

5 comments:

Spud said...

I stated back in 2015, that he was only running to destroy the Republican party.
GOD JOB , MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DON OLD CON MON

Brian Train said...

It might not have happened if Trump had kept his yap shut, but he's incapable of doing that so thanks Papa Pumpkin!
The opposition party (still in opposition) was running a relentlessly negative "everything is broken" campaign for years and they did not change their message. Their leader (whjo lost his seat) came off looking like a petty little Quisling in waiting.
The new Prime Minister and government has a lot of work to do in diversifying our way away from the near total dependence we have on the US, and we have alot of problems to fix here too (mostly caused by wealth inequality, which is not as bad here but is getting rapidly worse). And the opposition party will be there with its unchanged negative grudge-hoarding leaders, to get in the way at every turn.

Paul said...

has there ever been an election defined by the horrors and idiocy of an elected official NOT from that country? Outside of an actual war, which we're probably going to be in if trump overreacts to this humiliation by raising the tariffs (again) and putting troops on the border to keep his "51st state" threats ongoing.

Eck! said...

The whole 51st state thing is not going to happen as the Canadians
have made it clear "we do not want that" and we as americans don't
need it. ITs just another FLOSS clusterfuck. The GOP has to stop
their efforts to preserve itself by gaming the elections. And Heritage
foundation needs to be treated like a hostile group, more os by the
rethugs.

The Canadian people and government need to take all the actions
needed to preserve themselves as a healthy economy as FLOSS
has hurt everyone, especially USA economically.

Eck!

DGC said...

Now says he should be and Lindsay seconds Trump being Pope. He'll do for the conclave what he did for Canada.