Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Demented Donnie Keeps Attacking Biden (Plus, Even More Racism)

President Biden has dropped out of the race, but he continues to live, rent-free, in the FOFF's head.

Former President Donald Trump attacked President Joe Biden (D) in a social media tirade following Biden’s decision not to seek reelection.

Trump posted to his social media platform, Truth Social, ten times on Sunday and Monday morning to criticize Biden. He spoke about Biden’s mental fitness, his belief that it was unfair to the GOP to face a new candidate at this point in the election, and called his decision undemocratic.

I can't think of anyone older than seven years old who complains about things being unfar as much as that fat old convict. For a guy who was born into wealth, who was pulling down a six-figure salary before he finished second grade and who inherited a bunch of money, including that which he allegedly stole from other family members and who has allegedly gotten away with fraud of several kinds and screwed over contractor after contractor, boy howdy, life has been so unfair to him.

Fat, crooked and convicted is no way to go through life.

Meanwhile, let's have fun with the delicious fact that he and Ivanka donated several grand to Kamala Harris's campaigns in 2011, 2013 and 2014.

And, of course, because the Democrats are running a candidate who is not white, the racist birthers are back.

5 comments:

Eck! said...

The rethugs are having a nutty as Biden did the supposed impossible,
he turned the cameras off the FOFF. He pulled the rug out and they
are mad.

That's big as their demented in chief is not the new focus and the
chief narcissist cannot accept he is not in camera. It upset their
slur campaign, all the slow joe stuff is now meaningless and the
costs for it are now wasted. They have to gin up their hate campaign
at someone else.

Just think all those bumper stickers "lets go brandon" that marks the asshats as well as defaces their bumper. Oh the irony!

Now I see hose stickers and its just too funny.


Eck!

DGC said...

Remember the good old days when any Republican who heard "That's not fair" would say "Life's not fair, get over it". Good times. Now they worship a guy who whines it out dozens of times a week.

w3ski said...

He'd sue her personally if he thought he might win, and he still may sue. It's in his greasy hide to use the law to stop contrary behavior. And running against a Black/Asian Woman is as contrary as it gets for him. He has to rewrite his whole plan of attack now, as well as fight the too-old moniker that he started. I love how it must burn him up. Now we have to beat him in the polls to really strike fear into his shriveled heart.
w3ski

Jack the Cold Warrior said...

Love you paraphrase from "Animal House"...

B said...

Like Donnie has lived in your head for the past 8 years?