Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 8, 2024

If You Were to Say "MTG Is Dumber Than a Rock", Rocks Might Sue You for Defamation


She's dumber than a bag of hammers.

8 comments:

Eck! said...

Hammers are useful... she isn't.

That she missed the rather long list of names is nothing
sort of amazing. Then again when had to do a high school
GED. Likely took the cheap version.

So congress "karen" is an idiot.

Eck!

Ten Bears said...

Dumber than a box of rocks, and not nearly as good-lookin' ...

Paul said...

now you're insulting hammers. Please don't. /cries

Comrade Misfit said...

Paul, you are right.

Hammers are useful tools. Nobody, on the other hand, other than maybe Putin and the Asset, have a use for MTG.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The Georgia version of Sarah Palin?

Comrade Misfit said...

Only uglier and dumber.

Professor Pupdog said...

Did she study history (and arithmetic) at Trump University?

Pigpen51 said...

I am a conservative and yet I still am embarrassed by MTG. That she was elected just shows something about her constituents in her district in Georgia.