Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 1, 2024

Breaking News: Supreme Court Invalidates All Nuremberg Convictions, Holds The Holocaust Was “An Official Act.”

Opinion written by Clarence "For Rent" Thomas.

Film at 11.

Satire, yes, but it's not far from the truth of the matter.
Posted by on or about 22:03

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Nuremburg. Senile Joe has an opening he won't take

7/01/2024 10:08 PM
Al said...

tell me you didn't read the decision without telling me you didn't read the decision.

7/01/2024 11:31 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Al, what part of "satire" was unclear to you?

7/02/2024 9:21 AM

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