Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 26, 2024

Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Weirder

The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch. Allegedly.

My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His claiming to be a hillbilly because his grandparents were from there would be like Trump claiming to be German. But since he clearly worships Hitler, maybe...
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dan gerene said...

Well, dolphins could be considered cute and if he could hook up with one, that might just result in another tax deduction for him.

7/27/2024 5:19 AM

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