The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch. Allegedly.
My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His claiming to be a hillbilly because his grandparents were from there would be like Trump claiming to be German. But since he clearly worships Hitler, maybe...
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Well, dolphins could be considered cute and if he could hook up with one, that might just result in another tax deduction for him.
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